The following 4-line poems are variations on the Roses are Red, Violets Are Blue format. All the poems are by Scott Harker.

PIGS ARE PINK

Roses are red,
Pigs are pink.
You never take a bath,
That’s why you stink!

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STICKY PORCUPINES

Roses are red,
Porcupines are sticky.
If you want to learn more,
Do a search on Wiki.

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ISN’T IT TIME?

Roses are red,
Kiwis are not citrus.
Isn’t it time
We stopped calling women bitches?

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TRUMP SUPPORTERS

Roses are red,
Holmes a detective.
When will you realize,
That Trump is defective?

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MY WIFE

Roses are red,
Gloria is great.
I could not have found,
A better mate!

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THE ECKIST

Roses are red,
The universe profound,
That is why I follow,
The light and the sound.

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SMOKE INHALATION

Roses are red,
Forest fires are hot.
And now you know why ashes,
Come out in my snot.

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